Sarah Ferguson

I used to admire Fergie
A unique and colourful royal
But her morals are somewhat dubious
Her behaviour anything but loyal


For who would sell their beloved’s soul
To the public for a measly mil
The betrayal of Prince Andrew
Will make the queen feel ill

Sarah’s been caught red handed
Publicly hum-ili-ated
The money was appealing
The deal left her elated

Her excitement quickly ebbed away
When the reporter showed his hand
And Sarah’s radiance faded
As she began to understand

What a catastrophic blunder
To make, caught on TV.
A raw and exploitive tactic
For all the world to see

The royal family now have a problem
What to do at the end of the day
Do they let her reside where she’s living
Or pack her up and send her away?

Both Beatrice and Eugene
Better be made of stronger stuff
As the daughter’s of Sara Ferguson
Its going to be pretty rough.

Copyright Jann Rau May 2010